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Julie C. Gilbert Julie C. Gilbert
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I don’t know how to cook and haven’t starved yet.

Variations of spaghetti carried me through the first few decades of adult life. I’ve had to get a wee bit more health conscious in these latter years, but it’s fine.

I’m an experimenter and reviewer at heart. The need to try new things and get creative has led to some interesting cooking observations.

Whether you’re looking for a simple, quick, or cheap meal, I’ve probably got something you can scale, steal, or otherwise modify for your needs.
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This book was originally published as a Vella.

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Totally Random Meals Volume 1
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